Record-breaking heat in the summer. Record snowfalls in the winter.
Hurricanes here. Tornadoes there.
Massive floods here. Serious droughts there.
Just as the climate scientists warned us about.
But global warming is a hoax, says Fox News - and some GOP presidential candidates.
So I guess it's all coincidence.
So enjoy your coal-fueled power and your gas-guzzling SUV.
After all, we'll all be dead before the worst predicted consequences hit the fan.
But don't you care about your grandchildren's and great-grandchildren's future on a planet that is dying at our own hands?
Is your giant minivan really worth the risk?