Today I'm going to take a break from the personal commentary and turn things over to investigative journalist extraordinaire Greg Palast.
In his latest column, titled So, Osama walks into this bar, see?, Palast explains how Bush is Osama's puppet, our tax dollars are being wasted on decades-old submarine technology, and Lynn Cheney is getting even richer through Defense Department deals with Lockheed.
In addition, Palast makes us all thankful that Richard Reid stored his explosives in his shoes, not his underpants.
[Read it.] And laugh. And cry. And get mad as hell. And convince everyone you know that we need to vote for change in November.